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In today's Moderately Odd Thing To Do Showcase, we would like to present a sketch entitled Rehearsing What You Will Say To The Shopkeeper For The Five Minutes As You Approach The Store.

Blue Concession Travel Ten.
Just a Blue Concession Travel Ten, thanks.
I'll just have a Blueconcessiontravelten thaaaanks.
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Could I get a Blue Concession Travel Ten?

Thank you, thank you.
In next week's episode, we have Running Your Blog Post Through Your Head For The Entire Night Before Writing It Up.