Gonna make a mint...
Given the success of such filmic treatments of philosophical concepts as The Matrix ("What if the Brain-In-A-Vat scenario was true, but then suddenly wasn't") and Bladerunner ("What if Speciesism was justified, but then suddenly wasn't"), I have decided to write my own screenplay for a feature length film entitled:
The Stoppening! Aka: What If Occasionalism Was True, But Then Suddenly Wasn't.
The Stoppening
EXT. A CITY PARK - A SATURDAY MORNING
A typical morning scene. People are jogging through the park, walking their dogs, playing with their children, and picnicing. A YOUNG MAN is running through the park, flying a kite.
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EXT. HEAVEN
A typical morning scene. People are jogging through the park, walking their dogs, playing with their children, and picnicing. A YOUNG MAN is running through the park, flying a kite.
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EXT. HEAVEN
GOD
What a beautiful mor- *ERK!*
What a beautiful mor- *ERK!*
GOD clutches at his chest and falls over.
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EXT. CITY PARK
Everything is exactly as it was in the opening shot. Absolutely nothing moves. This shot is held for approximately 97 minutes.
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TITLE CARD READING: "The End...?"
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EXT. CITY PARK
Everything is exactly as it was in the opening shot. Absolutely nothing moves. This shot is held for approximately 97 minutes.
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TITLE CARD READING: "The End...?"


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